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Yesterday my school's band, chorus, and orchestra went to Carowinds (in case you don't know, it's a roller coaster park.) I was in a group with Monica (I follow her blog), her boyfriend, and my other friend. The lines for all the good rides took FOREVER, but it was worth waiting an hour for Nighthawk!! VERY hot and sticky yesterday. . .we weren't allowed to change out of our band polo shirt. YES. Polo. The worst kind of shirt you can wear outside all day in 85 degree temperature. All of our school's groups got SUPERIORS!!!!!! The band did fabulous; we played Marchus Maximus, A Song Of Hope, and Engines of Resistance. The composer for A Song Of Hope was one of the judges--it was almost scary! But the Superior and fun was what counted the most.
This week is the EOGs--ugh. But I'm prepared. I studied, and I've worked hard all year. On Friday, my team is doing a live wax museum in our Social Studies class. We are studying East Asia; for my person, I got Empress Wu Zetian. She's from the Tang dynasty!!! My last name is Tang, and so that explains why I have a giant TANG ORANGE JUICE on the title of my blog. To LeahPeah: I tried to find the Loveless song to put on my playlist, but I couldn't find it. Any ideas? I am currently working on Dorothy for my Wizard of Oz line in manga drawings. I am always so meticulous in my drawings; if one little, insignificant detail isn't right, I erase the whole area. But not everything, because then I will have wasted time. I have to go to my sisters' dance recital now--bye!
Jai Jen!<><><>Kristen

Hilarious Asian Jokes

Hey guys! Ok, so my [Asian] family came over today for lunch. We were all exchanging really stupid jokes together. Here are a few:

1. What do you call a whole bunch of Asian people rolling down a hill? EGGROLL!!!


2. How do you name your Asian child? Throw a whole bunch of pots and pans down the stairs, and whatever sound they make CHING TONG TING TANG CHAN, is their name!! (LOL)


3. Why are Asian people's eyes always upward the way they are? When they were young, every time they came home to sit down at the table for dinner, they'd look down at their plate and say (smashing their eyes upward with their hands) "Oh no! Rice again!"
4. You know how an Asian's eyes are always slanted, and everyone who doesn't have eyes like that make fun of them by pulling them up and saying, "Hey look, I'm Chinese! Uh-huh, huh, huh!" Well, me and my Asian friends all say, "Do the American!" We squish our eyes together to make them round like an American.

I know, it's hilariously horrible, but when you're Asian, you can do stuff like this.

Jai Jen!! <><><>Kristen