Hilarious Asian Jokes

Hey guys! Ok, so my [Asian] family came over today for lunch. We were all exchanging really stupid jokes together. Here are a few:

1. What do you call a whole bunch of Asian people rolling down a hill? EGGROLL!!!


2. How do you name your Asian child? Throw a whole bunch of pots and pans down the stairs, and whatever sound they make CHING TONG TING TANG CHAN, is their name!! (LOL)


3. Why are Asian people's eyes always upward the way they are? When they were young, every time they came home to sit down at the table for dinner, they'd look down at their plate and say (smashing their eyes upward with their hands) "Oh no! Rice again!"
4. You know how an Asian's eyes are always slanted, and everyone who doesn't have eyes like that make fun of them by pulling them up and saying, "Hey look, I'm Chinese! Uh-huh, huh, huh!" Well, me and my Asian friends all say, "Do the American!" We squish our eyes together to make them round like an American.

I know, it's hilariously horrible, but when you're Asian, you can do stuff like this.

Jai Jen!! <><><>Kristen