Wakey, Wakey, Eggs-N'-Bakey!

Top 5 Reasons to Wear Night Vision Goggles at 5:30 am Before School:

1. your shin is a device for finding furniture in the dark.


2. you could trip, fall down the steps, and make a really loud thud that wakes everyone up and earns you a few bruises here and there.


3. the street lamp blinds you when you walk in front of a gigantic window (if you have one, which in my case, I do).


4. you could tread on the cat's tail and get a "HESSZZZSHH!!!" from her.


5. you could simply just walk straight into a wall.

I am prone to all of the above (except #2) in the week day mornings.